i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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