You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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