Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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