I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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