Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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