I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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