so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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