somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I think my moral compass just broke
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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