I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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