Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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