I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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