please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
tell me about the eggs
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