Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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