If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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