Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!