Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.