i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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