Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
PANTIES FOUND
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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