First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Randomize
