She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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