Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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