Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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