super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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