i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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