so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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