His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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