Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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