she was so not down for the gang bang
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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