You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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