So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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