Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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