Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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