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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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