Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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