You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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