I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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