eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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