Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Randomize
