i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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