That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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