can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
im on a boat
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