you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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