Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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