Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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its like you know when i get waxed
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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