you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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