would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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