I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
