Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
50% drunk capacity currently
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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