Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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