I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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