At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
