I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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