just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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