I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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