Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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