This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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