That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
