For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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