i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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